25 People With Better Names Than You

    Somebody get their parents some medals.

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    1. Speed Weed

    2. Fuzzy von Stauffenberg

    3. Dick Smothers

    4. Kash Register

    5. Muffin Lord

    shireena @shireenamcgee

    SWEET SWEET DEAN MUFFIN LORD

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    (She's a dean at Rutgers.)

    6. Cumming Cherry

    7. Kelly Drinkwine

    8. Jack Mehoff

    9. Tahra Dactyl

    Tyler Anderson, National Post / Via montrealgazette.com

    10. Lawless Love

    11. Harry Hole

    13. Pickles Dansie

    14. Joe McCool

    fbi.gov

    He's wanted for involvement in a ponzi scheme.

    15. Mary Jane Puffer

    16. Ginger T. Rex

    youtube.com

    17. Young Boozer

    18. Krystal Ball

    19. Whoever this is.

    20. And whoever this was.

    Nikoretro / Creative Commons / Flickr: bellatrix6

    21. Chuck Norris

    22. Dick Butz

    23. Dr. Doctor

    24. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

    Veronica de Souza @HeyVeronica

    Shout out to the player with the best name: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix #NFLDraft

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    25. Chris P. Bacon