1. Why?
2. How come?
3. Could you, perhaps, not?
4. Can you imagine explaining this costume to your grandma?
5. Or your favorite fourth-grade teacher?
6. How...............do you walk?
7. Was this what you dreamed adulthood would be like when you were small?
8. Is this some impassioned defense of reproductive freedom in a society retrograding ever closer to archaic forms of bodily oppression?
9. Did you know there are other Halloween costumes you could have chosen?
10. Do you think people won't know that you have a dong if you don't do this?
11. Because we do. We know. We get it.
