15 Questionable Pieces Of Parenting Advice

According to truly bizarre stock photos.

1. An easy way to clean up after a messy day is to toss your baby in the wash.

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2. Potty training is tough. Eliminate all that pesky distance by permanently installing your baby in a toilet.

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3. Even if your baby doesn’t like it, they are a member of this family and have to contribute as such.

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You think Daddy and Mommy like going to work every day?? DO YOU???

4. No hands free? No problem.

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5. Who needs costly and clutter-inducing toys when your kid can just play with a massive pile of money?

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6. Or the Internet?

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Cool duckface.

7. Promote parent-child bonding by unleashing bodily fluids on one another.

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8. If you need help Having It All, simply invest in an extra set of limbs.

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Haha, women!

9. Do you know how babies are made? This is how.

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10. Oh wait nope never mind, THIS is how.

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11. Here’s an idea for a DIY meal you can whip up with things you already have around the house.

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12. There is no tradition more beautiful than the Father-Son Hedge-Sniffing.

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13. You know what babies aren’t up to date on all the latest baby news? Loser babies, is who.

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14. Looking to have The Talk with your child? A good place to start is the mall.

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15. The nice thing about kids is if you don’t like the one you have, you can always turn it in for a new one.

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