1.
A sheet of toilet paper will cut down on poop-splashin'.
2.
Check Foursquare or Yelp for bathroom codes at places like Starbucks and Chipotle.
3.
Temporarily lock a broken restroom door with your key ring.
4.
The weight of a purse can keep a stall door shut if you hang it from the inner corner.
5.
Sneak into the bathroom of a hotel lobby.
6.
Mount hooks across from your toilet at home to make pooping an entertaining treat.
7.
A (dry) sink will amplify sound for a squatting-dance party.
8.
Choose the stall closest to the door when you're out — chances are it's cleaner.
9.
Invest in a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat for late-night jaunts.
10.
Use socks to warm a chilly toilet seat.
11.
If your toilet paper dispenser is broken, use a clickable pen.
12.
Never touch a germy bathroom door handle again.
(Until such time that this genius invention is standard.)
13.
Soap and hot water can unclog a toilet without a plunger.
14.
Coke can clean a toilet in a pinch.
15.
Stop an overflowing toilet before it's a problem.
16.
Play a delightful trick on your fellow bathroom-goers.
17.
Prevent an automatic toilet from flushing too soon with a piece of TP.
