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    17 Reasons Pants Are Totally Overrated

    Ban them immediately.

    1. Pants are a social construct.

    2. Dogs don't have to wear them.

    3. They're well-nigh impossible to remove when you really need to.

    4. (That is, if you can even manage to get them on in the first place.)

    5. You have to put them on when you wake up to go to work.

    6. They bunch up at the most inopportune times.

    7. Not to mention ripping.

    8. You know who invented wedgies? Pants.

    9. And when you sit down they cut into your middle like they are trying to squeeze you in half.

    10. They don't allow adequate freedom of movement.

    11. You have to cuff them and tuck things into them and it's all just so. Much. Effort.

    12. Sometimes they look dumb.

    13. They claim perfectly respectable dresses as their own.

    14. And if you are a wearer of dresses, you already know that they are a far superior garment.

    15. If you are not...

    16. They act as a barrier separating the world from butts.

    17. Besides, the best things in life don't require pants anyway.