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17 Nicolas Cage-Inspired Items You Deserve To Own

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY, NEVER EVER CHANGE.

1. This sleep mask.

2. This piece of embroidery.

3. This baby onesie.

4. This delightful card.

5. This shirt.

6. This Mona Lisa-mashup iPhone case.

7. This "Mrs. Nicolas Cage" bag.

8. This depiction of Nicolas Cage as Krampus.

9. This pillow.

10. This ring.

11. This break-resistant wine glass.

12. This Satanic t-shirt.

13. And this holy one.

14. This resin face mask.

15. These life-giving nail decals.

16. This painting of pugs*.

17. This photograph from the 1860s of a man who the seller claims is a vampiric/undead Nicolas Cage himself and which is being sold for $250,000.