2.
This piece of embroidery.
6.
This Mona Lisa-mashup iPhone case.
8.
This depiction of Nicolas Cage as Krampus.
11.
This break-resistant wine glass.
12.
This Satanic t-shirt.
14.
This resin face mask.
15.
These life-giving nail decals.
16.
This painting of pugs*.
17.
This photograph from the 1860s of a man who the seller claims is a vampiric/undead Nicolas Cage himself and which is being sold for $250,000.