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Martha Stewart Is A Marvelous, Crazy Twitter Wizard

The original domestic-goddess-cum-entrepreneur also tweets like a boss.

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Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Did I say how good the crawfish etoufee was?#superbowlfood

2.

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Who proclaimed thanksgiving a holiday and when????

3.

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

princess peony has taken to being an “urn cat” loves the cold marble

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Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

WE HAD A WONDERFUL EMPLOYEE LUNCH TODAY- FARM EMPLOYEES- AT THE BEDFORD POST-ONION SOUP,MUSSELS,HAMBURGERS,PANNA COTTA,CHEESECAKE- FUN!

5.

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

it is so passe to think that tweeting in CAPS IS YELLING??? who made up that rule? i just like how it looked - it got your attention!

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Ryan seacrest is on instagram right now kissing my dog ghenghis khan-champion chow chow! Ryan did you know my dog?????

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Ryan seacrest is on instagram right now kissing my dog ghenghis khan-champion chow chow! Ryan did you know my dog?????

7.

Do any of you Russian tweeters tweet in english? Did twitter just start in Russia? All of a sudden I have many russian friends

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Do any of you Russian tweeters tweet in english? Did twitter just start in Russia? All of a sudden I have many russian friends

8.

Had fun meeting two suitors from match .com and next steps underway. So far so good!

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Had fun meeting two suitors from match .com and next steps underway. So far so good!

GET IT GIRL.

9.

I am entertaining the LG people at my home tonight. Do you own an LG and do you know what LG means?

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

I am entertaining the LG people at my home tonight. Do you own an LG and do you know what LG means?

10.

Did my question about LG get to you?

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Did my question about LG get to you?

11.

Eddy is Marc's favorite ex-Porn star. Prada is his favorite designer.

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Eddy is Marc’s favorite ex-Porn star. Prada is his favorite designer.

(Marc Jacobs, that is.)

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What are you cooking for memorial day? Are you trying something new? Going with old favorites? It is my day to eat a hamburger and a hotdog

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

What are you cooking for memorial day? Are you trying something new? Going with old favorites? It is my day to eat a hamburger and a hotdog

13.

Ghenghis the chow,and francesca and sharkey awaiting a trip to the grocery store. GKloves the snow, the girls not happy

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Ghenghis the chow,and francesca and sharkey awaiting a trip to the grocery store. GKloves the snow, the girls not happy

14.

Yolo is actually up for "word of the year". Will my ipad version of scrabble accept that?

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Yolo is actually up for “word of the year”. Will my ipad version of scrabble accept that?

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— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

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Can I retweet? Is my blackberry misspelling horribly this morning or is it because I am typing as my mascara is being applied?

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Can I retweet? Is my blackberry misspelling horribly this morning or is it because I am typing as my mascara is being applied?

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I have been asked to follow many of you and I apologize that I have not done so. I have good excuses one of which is too little time sorry

— MarthaStewart (@Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

I have been asked to follow many of you and I apologize that I have not done so. I have good excuses one of which is too little time sorry

It’s Martha’s world and the rest of us are just living in it.

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