1. You've caught yourself making the dreaded mascara face.
2. You live by this truth.
3. Your eyeliner skills have gone from this:
To this:
4. Your eyeshadow abilities have gone from this:
To this:
5. And your lipstick artistry has gone from this:
To this:
6. This is your porn.
7. You're super proud of your restraint.
8. (And get wicked annoyed when someone tries to call you out.)
9. You've coveted a fictional cartoon character's makeup.
10. Removing waterproof mascara is a fate worse than death.
11. ...making this one more reason to envy Mulan.
12. Ridiculous shade names don't faze you at all.
13. There's makeup residue on everything within ten feet of you.
14. You will never, so long as you have life and breath, turn down a free sample.
15. And this is always the best day of your month.
16. You just can't avoid being late sometimes.
u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something
LongHairProbsâ„¢
@pradalol
u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something
17. But you're also a champ at getting ready on the go.
18. You know this deep and abiding pain.
19. And this one.
20. This is you, every single day.
