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You've caught yourself making the dreaded mascara face.
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You live by this truth.
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Your eyeliner skills have gone from this:
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Your eyeshadow abilities have gone from this:
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And your lipstick artistry has gone from this:
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You're super proud of your restraint.
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(And get wicked annoyed when someone tries to call you out.)
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Removing waterproof mascara is a fate worse than death.
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...making this one more reason to envy Mulan.
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Ridiculous shade names don't faze you at all.
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There's makeup residue on everything within ten feet of you.
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You will never, so long as you have life and breath, turn down a free sample.
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And this is always the best day of your month.
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You just can't avoid being late sometimes.
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But you're also a champ at getting ready on the go.
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You know this deep and abiding pain.
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This is you, every single day.