2. This enraged toy-destroyer.
“Just wait till you see what I’m going to do to your hands.”
5. This cat who hates his fez.
“It doesn’t even keep me warm, you sociopath.”
9. This cat who doesn’t think your felted rendering of her is at all accurate.
“I have MUCH more definition in my thighs.”
10. This cat who would rather sleep in the goddamned gutter than in this piece of garbage.
12. This categorically-not-a-lion.
“I’M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, AM I?”
14. This cat who is going to poop on every last one of your Christmas gifts.
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good FUCK YOU.”