1. Forks make stellar combs in a pinch.
2. And lutes make excellent bows.
4. Have trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Try birds.
5. Don’t have scissors on hand? A family heirloom sword will do the trick.
6. Get a raccoon to help with that complex hairstyle you saw on Pinterest.
7. Speaking of hair: use it to restrain intruders.
9. Use your sleeve as a quick and cheap makeup remover.
It’ll come right off!!