The 17 Most Dad Things That Ever Dadded

    "But what if the leather Bluetooth-enabled beer cozy was ALSO a golf club?"

    1. This visor that keeps your head cool by retaining cold water.

    2. This personalized whiskey barrel.

    3. The New York Times History of Golf.

    4. This massage chair that syncs to music.

    5. This lamp that clips onto the grill for middle-of-the-night kebab sessions.

    6. This leather money clip inlaid with a buffalo nickel.

    7. This remote-controlled boat that claims to catch fish for you.

    8. This beard-trimming mat.

    9. This "chill-maintaining" beer mug.

    10. A miniature Ferrari you drive with your iPhone.

    11. A bathroom golf game.

    12. This framed copy of the U.S. Constitution.

    13. This weathervane shaped like an eagle.

    14. This ashtray with slots for four cigars to lie comfortably.

    15. These cufflinks designed like a gear shift.

    16. This travel case intended to store your ties.

    17. This beer holster.