6. This paper towel dispenser that thinks you look swell today.
7. This grater that knows you can do anything you set your mind to.
14. This rock that can’t get over the vastness and possibility of the universe.
15. This chair that just had a million-dollar idea.
16. This bread that’s wishing you a lovely morning.
17. And this coffee that’s ready to greet the day in style.
20. This parking meter that’s in unusually high spirits.
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