If you have ever laid eyes on a J. Crew catalog, you'll recognize the happy-yet-oddly-glazed-over expression espoused by many of its models.
The Drunk J. Crew Tumblr aims to collect and caption this phenomenon.
It's the brainchild of Jen Ellison.
The odds are high that it is your wasted self's inner monologue too.
For more, check out Drunk J. Crew.
h/t Jia