8. This vengeful Satan.
“We’ll see who’s laughing when your new heels become my personal porta-potty.”
9. This cracker box who thinks you could have tried a LITTLE harder.
Your upcycling obsession has gone way too far.
11. This cat who would sooner get run over by a garbage truck than allow an actual mouse to ride him.
13. This cat who’s never played Angry Birds in his goddamn life.
“Call me when they make iPhones for non-opposable-thumb-havers, you insensitive brute.”
14. This malevolent Dracula.
“At least she didn’t try any of that Twilight shit.”
18. This princess and dragon who reject the traditional fairy tale narrative.
“Happily ever after, my Friskies-loving ass.”
19. This hula dancer who will dismantle this whole miserable outfit bite by bite, just you wait and see.
If you have a disgruntled (or gruntled!) Halloween cat of your own, add a pic in the comments!
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