1. No books in sight.
2. Just a twin bed.
3. Only broken mugs and free plastic cups as drinking receptacles.
Perfect for sipping on a well-aged splash of Franzia*.
*Franzia is not a red flag; perhaps a pinkish one.
So you've had a lovely evening, and they invite you back to their place, and then one of these telltale signs pops up. RUN.
Perfect for sipping on a well-aged splash of Franzia*.
*Franzia is not a red flag; perhaps a pinkish one.
If they can't even remember to feed Herman or groom Suki, how will they remember to pick you up from your dentist appointments?
Oh so THAT'S where all your book money went.
Just you, me, and the Dallas Mavericks. Shower curtains aren't welcome either.
Belle doesn't need to see that.
Unless they recently moved in, this is a surefire sign that they a) have zero interests and/or b) are about to skip town for shady mob-related reasons. Only slightly better if the only decor is a handful of shitty movie posters or tear-stained pictures of their ex.
Even if they always go out or order in, this does not remotely bode well for midnight-snacking or Sriracha-owning purposes.
DIY, I guess.
All that's missing is YOU, dear.
A normal amount is totally fine; an entire wardrobe's worth screams "my mom biannually washes my stuff." Bonus points if said laundry pile clearly contains somebody else's bra/boxer briefs.
Unless you'd like their neighbors to witness your tender groping sesh.
"Don't touch that!" they bark when you approach. "That's not for you."
Mmmmmmmm.
C'mon, dude, at least pretend to hide that shit.
Moms are rad, dads are rad, and it's beyond reasonable to live with them after college or what have you — just don't try and pretend that you don't. Otherwise breakfast the next morning will be super fun.