1. Tiny Crocheted Jon Snow
Now you can cuddle him all you want. (Weird? No. Shh.)
2. “Game of Thrones” Magnetic Poetry
If this won’t help you keep track of all the names, nothing will.
4. Baratheon Pub Ale Labels
Drink every time you see blood or a boob. (Just kidding, don’t do that, you’ll die immediately.)
8. Khaleesi Mug Cozy
It’ll keep your coffee almost as warm as dragon fire.
13. “I’d Eat A Horse Heart For You” Card
If there’s a better way to tell someone you love them, I’d like to hear what it is.
14. Tyrion Lannister Earrings
For those who have always dreamed of having Peter Dinklage’s face forever hanging from their earlobes.