1. You deeply understand the difference between ecru and taupe.
2. Your cakes out-cake everyone else's cake.
3. You're like...okay at social media.
WE HAD A WONDERFUL EMPLOYEE LUNCH TODAY- FARM EMPLOYEES- AT THE BEDFORD POST-ONION SOUP,MUSSELS,HAMBURGERS,PANNA COTTA,CHEESECAKE- FUN!
4. (Which is the real source of your power.)
it is so passe to think that tweeting in CAPS IS YELLING??? who made up that rule? i just like how it looked - it got your attention!
5. You're a Halloween MASTER.
6. The only holiday you like better is Easter...
7. Or maybe July 4th...
8. How about Valentine's Day?
9. Ahh no Christmas!
10. You've never met a Mason jar you didn't want to cutely modify.
11. Nor a dog you didn't want to pamper.
12. You've always been a straight-up fox, from Day 1.
13. Your house is p. cool.
14. So are your friends.
15. You're wicked into making your home look perfect.
16. You can appreciate a bit of espresso-based whimsy.
17. You live by the adage that everything, no matter how small, deserves glitter.
18. You get along with pretty much everyone.
19. (Because obviously you smell great.)
20. You're not afraid to get a little weird.
21. Or to get your hands dirty.
22. Your meals are next-level.
23. Your thumb is totally green.
24. Even when you hit a bump in the road, you come back stronger than ever.
