1. Vagina And Sperm Nails
Celebrate the miracle of life every time you type.
8. “Wedding Day Massacre” Nails
Bloody nails for every special occasion.
13. Sad Cat Nails
Don’t you want to just take every last one of these guys home and give them some Fancy Feast? Well, you can’t, because they are 2-dimensional.
14. Bieber Nails
So you can pay homage to the original Canadian Idiot.
15. Jesus Nail Decals
Wait, which part of the New Testament talks about the rules for Christ-inspired nail art?
16. Custom Baby Nails
You won’t be able to touch your baby for fear that your talons will draw blood, but at least you can show it how much you truly care!
17. Brand Nails
Your nails were not made by Tiffany, that is definitely a lie.
They were also not made by Louis Vuitton, of that I can assure you.
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