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19 Unabashedly Sexual Valentines You Can Buy

If you’re so inclined.

8.

Assuming this is sexual? Unclear. Buy it here.

10.

Nerdy-sexy. Buy it here.

13.

Of COURSE there’s a Fifty Shades card. Buy it here.

15.

Confession: When I first read this I thought it said “Fart.” I was still going to include it. Buy it here.

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