Bad Kids Jokes is a Tumblr run by someone who moderates submissions on a children’s joke website. These are the ones that don’t make the cut, because “they’re offensive (to kids, or to parents who would hear them repeated at home), or they don’t make sense…” Either way, they will kill at parties.
- U.S. presidential candidates are making their final pitches before the New Hampshire Primary, the second voting contest of the nominating season 🇺🇸
- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.
- President Obama asked Congress for $1.8 billion to fight the spread of the Zika virus across the Americas.