18 Best/Worst Kid’s Jokes Of All Time

Q: Why did Suzy’s ice cream fall? A: She got hit by a bus.

Bad Kids Jokes is a Tumblr run by someone who moderates submissions on a children’s joke website. These are the ones that don’t make the cut, because “they’re offensive (to kids, or to parents who would hear them repeated at home), or they don’t make sense…” Either way, they will kill at parties.

5.

(apparently a lot of the jokes are submitted by British children)

For many, many more of these (most of which are about butts/poop) check out Bad Kids Jokes.

h/t @lakejevitt

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