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18 Best/Worst Kid’s Jokes Of All Time

Q: Why did Suzy’s ice cream fall? A: She got hit by a bus. posted on February 3, 2013 at 12:56pm EST

Alanna Okun BuzzFeed Staff posted about 3 months ago

I know, right? Now tell your friends!

18 Best/Worst Kid's Jokes Of All Time

Alanna Okun

Bad Kids Jokes is a Tumblr run by someone who moderates submissions on a children’s joke website. These are the ones that don’t make the cut, because “they’re offensive (to kids, or to parents who would hear them repeated at home), or they don’t make sense…” Either way, they will kill at parties.

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(apparently a lot of the jokes are submitted by British children)

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For many, many more of these (most of which are about butts/poop) check out Bad Kids Jokes.

h/t @lakejevitt

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justinm32 3 months ago

My favorite: what’s brown and sticky? a stick
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#7 is the best ever!!!
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#15 I don’t know why but I literally lol’d. What?
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#7 is actually hilarious. And #1 is a pretty common anti-joke.
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What do u call a woman with one leg? Eileen
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#7 is great, probably written by a misunderstood child genius.
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My Name 3 months ago

I must have the mind of a child because I found quite a few of these funny, especially 4.
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elli 3 months ago

These are exactly the kind of jokes my 9-year-old sister tells me. I thought it was because she’s just a weirdo, but I guess this is just what kids think is funny.
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PerusinTheNewsin 3 months ago

The spelling is so bad that my brain hurts.
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