14 Babies Who Don’t Want To Go To Your Ugly Sweater Party

They’ll follow your stupid rules and wear the damn sweaters.

1. “Oh, we HAVE to wear a sweater?”

“You will literally turn us away at the DOOR if we don’t wear one?”

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2. “You can’t even imagine how much I’m sweating in this thing.”

You can make one yourself, if the spirit moves you.

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3. “Seen one wine bottle Advent calendar, seen ‘em all.”

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4. “OK, calm down. It’ll be over before you know it. Just whatever you do, don’t get near the mistletoe.”

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5. “You bought HOW MUCH eggnog?!?”

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6. “Oops, sorry, I was so bored by your lack of an original party idea that I fell into a deep slumber.”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”

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7. “Another…ugly sweater party…? What do you mean, there’s ANOTHER ugly sweater party?”

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8. “Hopefully it’s also my last.”

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9. “At this point it’s not even worth it to admit that I hate the crackle of a Yule log.”

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10. “Maybe if I hide here long enough, they’ll stop replaying that one scene from ‘Love Actually’ and start to engage with their own lives.”

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11. “I’ve eaten so many thumbprint cookies that I think I’ve turned into a thumbprint cookie.”

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12. “Oh, you think they don’t have ugly sweater parties in the dead of summer?”

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13. “You CAN’T MAKE ME GO.”

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14. “Seriously you guys, this is my 14th party of the season.”

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