10 Tips For Working It At An Elvis Convention

    Jumpsuits and rhinestones reign supreme.

    1. Invest in a really solid sequined jumpsuit.

    2. A bedazzled cape is a pre-requisite.

    3. Perfect your lip sneer.

    4. And your hand gestures.

    5. Don't forget the oversized sunglasses.

    6. And a tiny sliver of hairy chest.

    7. Stay cool.

    8. But keep your performances heartfelt.

    9. Impress the judges with an absurdly wide stance.

    10. Remember that even if you lose, you still get to leave with the greatest gift of all: