1. When he reminded you that you really should try more stripes this fall.
2. Even the backdrop knows it.
3. Any time he proved that we should all try bold patterns every once in a while.
4. Which he's done plenty of times.
5. Mixing dark colors can look chic AF — as can mixing lengths.
6. And those dark colors do even better if you add some gold swirls to the occasion.
7. And breaking up the monotony with pattern works just as well on the bottom as it does on the top.
8. Scarves are also useful in this endeavor.
9. Sometimes you just need to chill in a comfy-ass sweater.
10. Sometimes a smize and a popped collar on a pea coat is all you need.
11. If you add a bun you might just look like a literal oil painting.
12. Whereas other times you've just gotta rock a hat and show your titties to the world.
13. Until autumn settles in we should all revel in our white pants and our flimsiest of shirts.
14. Luckily, the transition from summer to fall allows for the continuation of Styles' beloved titty-baring while rocking patterned jackets.
15. Crucial to the transition from summer to fall is some bomb-ass boots.
16. I MEAN, DAT BOOT GAME. RARELY HAS A CELEBRITY NAILED THE BOOTS GAME QUITE AS WELL AS HARRY EDWARD STYLES.
Give me all of these.
17. Hell, business-rocker-casual downright demands a wide variety.
18. THOSE GOLDEN BOOTS ALONE, MAN.
TELL ME HOW TO OWN THEM.
19. Just remember: Harry Styles would never want you to forget a healthy supply of hats and embroidered jackets.
20. And his unspoken wisdom remains prevailing and eternal: Always have a patterned blouse on hand.
