Let's Play “F#@K, Marry, Kill” With The Movies Of 2015

You're gonna fuck the minion, aren't you?

Alright, let's start here I guess. A minion (Minions), Chappie (Chappie), and Vince Chase (Entourage).

Universal Pictures / Columbia Pictures / Warner Bros. Pictures

Now to the Channings: Jody (The Hateful Eight), Caine (Jupiter Ascending), Mike (Magic Mike XXL).

The Weinstein Company / Warner Bros. Pictures / Warner Bros. Pictures

Here are some more men: Max (Mad Max: Fury Road), Thomas (Crimson Peak), Mark (The Martian)

Warner Bros. Pictures / Universal Pictures / 20th Century Fox

I refuse to pick, but you've gotta pick: Susan (Spy), Amy (Trainwreck), Maura (Sisters).

20th Century Fox / Universal Pictures

I know my choice, but do you know yours? James Bond (Spectre), Adonis Johnson (Creed), Poe Dameron (Star Wars: The Force Awakens).

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures / Disney

And what of these beauties? Finn (Star Wars: The Force Awakens), Katniss (The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2), and Cinderella (Cinderella).

Disney / Lionsgate

Or these? Christian Grey (Fifty Shades Of Grey), Anastasia Steele (Fifty Shades Of Grey), Blue the Raptor (Jurassic World).

Universal Pictures

Which one of these baddies would you bang? Balem Abrasax (Jupiter Ascending), Lucille Sharpe (Crimson Peak), Ultron (Age Of Ultron).

Warner Bros. / Universal Pictures / Disney

How do you even? Raymond (San Andreas), Rome (Magic Mike XXL), Letty (Furious 7).

Universal Pictures / Warner Bros. Pictures

Sort out these Khaleesis. Owen (Jurassic World), Claire (The Boy Next Door), Beca (Pitch Perfect 2).

Universal Pictures

May 2016 be just as beautiful.

Warner Bros.