10 Reasons Why Being Lady-Like Actually Sucks

Growing up we were always taught to "act like a lady", but in reality, it sucks more than a home-shopping channel vacuum that can lift a bowling ball.

1. Swearing is fucking awesome

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Got cut off in traffic? A nice stream of profanity will help quell the rage bubbling within you. But, oh no, no, a lady should never curse.

Yeah. Fuck that.

2. It’s just another way of enforcing strict gender roles

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3. Your dance moves are fire and should never be contained

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4. Sitting "like a lady" and "comfort" are mutually exclusive

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Sprawling all over the couch, however...

5. Fart jokes are hilarious. Always

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Farts happen: accept it, embrace it, laugh your arse off about it.

6. You should be able to have a drink or 8 with your mates

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A lady would never drunkenly stumble out of a pub at 2am, then devour 3 Macca's cheeseburgers. If she did she might actually have a good time...

7. It's physically impossible be graceful or poised whist working out

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It's the worst so why do we have to magically look amazing whilst doing it, too?

8. Hangovers are a thing

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And you need to be free to revel in your misery/grubbiness.

9. Your life revolves around food - and that's okay

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Burgers, pizza, hot chips, pasta, cookies - carbs are your friends and friendship is forever.

10. 'Cuz you just gotsta do you

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No one can tell you how to act, speak, dress, dance or eat - so fuck it! You're awesome and no one can rein in your epicness.