1. Getting to the office and immediately regretting the decision to come in today
Wait how many sick days do I have left? I think I’m feeling nauseous…
2. Coffee comes before everything
Please don’t talk to me until I have a coffee cup in my hand.
3. Having to make small talk with coworkers in the break room
Sooo how was your weekend?
4. Counting down the minutes until your lunch break
Is it lunch time yet?
5. Pretending to pay attention during long, boring meetings.
No but really, is it lunch time yet?
6. Working hard to make it look like you’re working hard
If I just put the excel window slightly over the Buzzfeed window…
7. When your boss walks into the office
I don’t know if you’ve noticed how hard I’m working.
8. Making it to lunch, only to feel the crash immediately after
Maybe no one will notice if I just put my head down for just a second…
9. Staring at the clock until it’s time to go home
Get me outta here
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