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The winner of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction award is Rachel Johnson, the sister of London mayor Boris Johnson and author of “Shire Hell.” Her offending passage includes comparisons to a fluttering moth and a cat lapping up cream, which evokes alarming images of dirty grandmother sex. That mental image just ruined your Thanksgiving dinner.

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