“The pair came to blows when Boris was tipped off by a neighbour that Dancho was trying to steal Pena, 75, from him. He had even been seen clambering over her back garden fence to secretly chat her up.” You're damn right it's cute. It's always cute if it's for love.* You should know that. *Except for that astronaut/diaper thing. That wasn't cute.

You guys, they were bashing each other with sticks. You think that's CUTE?