BuzzFeed - "While I Was Away"

While I was Away (I made this fake video-of-text)

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:33:09 -0400

Link: http://www.mintred.com/article/149/vi...

While I was Away (I made this fake video-of-text)

He went away for two weeks and didn't think to...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:50:55 -0400

BUZZ: He went away for two weeks and didn't think to call? She was calling all of his friends and none of them knew where he was or wouldn't tell her? why?

how come this guy went to europe without telling...

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:00:02 -0400

BUZZ: how come this guy went to europe without telling his girlfriend…without checking his emails !!! Its so fake but i enjoy it :) good job to the guy

I'm with Eileen. No way is this real. I...

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:37:31 -0400

BUZZ: I'm with Eileen. No way is this real. I finally stopped it just before two minutes because I felt dumb- dumb for even giving it that far of a chance. Too many improbabilities… First, is there really a Super Creep in this world that would make this video after not checking in with his “girlfriend” for two weeks while on a trip to Europe?! Second, the ditsy comment from the “girlfriend” about the guy buying her a drink and her accepting it with the reply “you remind me of my boyfriend.” Really? That sounds like an inexperienced n00b's idea of what a jealous girl “might” say. Definitely fabPricKcated…

This is so fake. 1. No way did this girl...

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:16:03 -0400

BUZZ: This is so fake. 1. No way did this girl forget/oversee her boyfriend telling her that he was going away for 2 weeks. 2. This kid never thought to check his email for 2 weeks, He was in Europe, its not impossible to get to a computer. and if this was real, at least one of these emails would have been wondering if something happened to him. Def fabricated.

The words "dodged" and "bullet" come to mind.

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:52:43 -0400

BUZZ: The words “dodged” and “bullet” come to mind.

dear em- ...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:10:06 -0400

BUZZ: dear em- you lucky girl. you can find someone better than that scum of a boyfriend who went to europe for 2 weeks without telling you, saying goodbye or finding any amount of time to send a note. you'll understand this when you find the right man, who loves you and wants you to know these things about him. love, me

i get really upset when my boyfriend doesn't...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:59:49 -0400

BUZZ: i get really upset when my boyfriend doesn't respond to me for a few hours. and he gets upset if i don't respond. when you care about someone, you need to be clear on what is going on in your life. he obviously did not make it very clear to her that he was going to be in europe for TWO WEEKS. and i'm actually surprised she was so cool about the fist few days of him not responding. i would have flipped far sooner. if i was in europe i would have bought a calling card and called my boyfriend just out of respect.

I have to admit, ive had crazier exs. They would...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:56:21 -0400

BUZZ: I have to admit, ive had crazier exs. They would do what she did in 2 weeks in a matter of hours while I was at work, where I cant use my cell phone and have no access to the internet. And amazingly, they never do ask if your alright, just jump to conclusions.

I think the "very important lesson" you probably...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:56:38 -0400

BUZZ: I think the “very important lesson” you probably should have learned was to not go 2 weeks without checking your email if your phone is turned off. Europe has the internet.

oh..my god. please tell me this guy shoveled shit...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:08:07 -0400

BUZZ: oh..my god. please tell me this guy shoveled shit on that bitch's face after this. what a cunt.

I learned one thing from this ordeal: pill that ho...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:14:06 -0400

BUZZ: I learned one thing from this ordeal: pill that ho up strong.

She never even bothered to wonder if he was...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:06:43 -0400

BUZZ: She never even bothered to wonder if he was ALRIGHT—just jumped straight to vicious remarks. Better to find the truth of who you're dealing with sooner rather than later—but I feel sorry for the next guy she manages to snare.