Well at least I don't have to waste time going to pragerpedia, and looking up techniques for when someone breaks into my place

….. but is it real or just a successful attempt to draw attention to his company?? That is the question.

So twitter is going to have the same drug overdoses, break-ins and suicide watches as irc. oh goodie.

Bear, I work with Dave, and he definitely doesn't fit into your “rich white person in San Francisco” stereotype. He's just a super nice guy, and he probably didn't want to freak the dude out.

Hah! Dave is a good guy, but I would have been freaking out and calling the cops. And screaming. A lot.

I don't subscribe to the old “nuts and flakes” stereotypes, but still—this is totally something I'd expect from some rich white person in San Francisco. Reacting to a home invasion the same way one might react to a stranger eating out of your organic vegan picnic basket at a Phish concert. After you've had, like, a dozen rips off your friends awesomely gigantic bong.