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    The Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Lesbian Conspiracy

    The eldest biological child of noted celebrity couple Brangelina has a short haircut and likes to wear camo.

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    gawker.com

    She is therefore a 3-year-old lesbian, according to Life & Style, and we should all hate Angelina Jolie more than we already do, because this is both a problem and her fault.

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