The 2010 Opening Ceremonies Drinking Game
Quick! The Vancouver Opening Ceremonies just started!!!! Prepare your adult beverages.
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Take a drink:
-When announcers mention the lack of snow in Vancouver
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-At any fashion analysis of the Team USA Opening Ceremony uniforms
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-At any reference to Miracle or the 1980 US Hockey team
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-If any Mounties show up
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-When any orphaned athlete from a formerly-Communist country is featured
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-Any time the words "Flying Tomato" are said
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-Every time Bode Miller looks like he's suffering from oxygen-deprivation
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-Any time Sven Kramer (my personal pick for Hottest Olympian of 2010) gets a close up
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-At any euphemism for Johnny Weir's sexuality
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-When the announcers reference the "intimidating" Beijing Opening Ceremonies
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-Whenever someone says "Saskatchewan"
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-When Celine Dion pounds her chest
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Take a shot:
-At any Tonya Harding reference
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-If Shania Twain sings something Canadian
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-When someone tries to explain Canada's political system
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Chug/finish your drink:
-If Pedobear makes a mascot appearance
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-At any reference to the Bobsledding Wardrobe Malfunction
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-If Rufus Wainwright is at all involved
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-If any polar bears show up
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Bonus Olympic Torch Lightning Round!
Take the indicated number of sips should any of the following Canadians be the Official Torch-Lighter (or the Final Torch Bearer? Whatever, you know what I mean. The 2010 Muhammad Ali.)
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