Team Coco Tour
The rumors are true: Conan is going on a 30-city “legally prohibited from being funny on television” tour. Start painting your rally signs now. Update:: All profits will go to the tour's crew, many of whom are former Tonight Show staffers. So it is totally worth your $60ish. (But not the convenience fee. World Evilness Rankings: 1. NBC. 2. Ticketmaster)

