Tank the Bodyguard
Tank Jones is Levi Johnston’s bodyguard, spokesperson, manager, and best friend.
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Tank the Bodyguard
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Tank’s pre-Levi career: an Anchorage PI
boomergirl.com
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Tank Jones Investigations (MySpace page!!!)
myspace.com
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Tank and Levi’s Pistachio Commercial
buzzfeed.com
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Shopping with Levi and Tank
thedailybeast.com
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Tank then lectures Levi on what it takes to be in the nude magazine: “You’ve gotta have some johnson. You can can’t come in there lacking in the johnson area. You’ve gotta unfold some things….[A ]dude posed for the magazine and they had to add an extra leaf to fold out for him…[so] I’m saying, do you need extra magazine or do you don’t [sic] need that?”
huffingtonpost.com
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Tank wears a size 58 suit.
gawker.com
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Tank and Levi photos
thehollywoodgossip.com
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