Let’s get up in the market and find us some STOCKS.
This is the one I told the GQ guy about. Major momentum. Believe the hype.
Sell: Avon Products
One word: mancession. Another word: ladycession.
Call and put, baby! Puppies!
Big bucks only go to the ballsy, man! Bear-wolfish.
Buy: Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc.
Bull market for vegan burritos. Double short-swing.
Buy: Skechers USA
Then you can ride her. Derivatives!
Sell: Men’s Wearhouse, Inc
No chance for a Pac-Man.
Short: Office Depot
Single stock futures are UP, redlining minimal. Get in there and CLOSE.
Buy: Bones from a Vendor You Trust
Quality bones are crucial for any sort of stock. Don’t skimp; you deserve the best.
Coffee is for traders only.
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