dumb.

Holy fuck! Give this Oscars quick!

He's barely had a legitimate career. Only his first movie performances could be called “acting”. My strongest memory of him is of the phase when he began to dress and behave like Michael Jackson. I so dearly hope this doesn't signal a comeback.

After being a loyal fan of Corey Feldman for over 25 years, having a huge crush on him, this is what I get…Corey, nooooooooooo! I was waiting for a Gremlin or something.

Jack: “Corey Feldman is a vegan.” Oh ok it makes sense now.

I farted and a little blood came out after I viewed this. To be fair, it was rainbow-colored blood. Pretty similar to the effect of wearing the three wolf moon shirt.

Yay, Corey Feldman!