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Scarlett Johansson’s Shrinking Boobs

Scarlett Johansson’s famed, gravity-defying boobs are smaller these days, and a lot of people are (understandably) upset. ScarJo tried to turn the outcry into a discussion about body image and tabloids, but that does not put the bust back in the cup. It is ok for me to objectify her in this way because I am a woman. So just eat a grilled cheese and bring back the rack, SJ.

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