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The infamous 'Boots Are Made For Walkin' Video
Way to go. Seriously.
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Remember your GQ cover?
That's a big deal! You looked great!
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And remember this VMAs?
Orange fake tan aside, the Bianca Jagger look works for you.
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You were also on the cover of Vanity Fair!
Albeit about your weight. (Also, I made a little fun of you, sorry.)
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You got to John Mayer before Jennifer Aniston did.
Even if he looked like that at the time.
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You never looked like this.
2005 was rough for Ashlee.
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You never got accidentally pregnant.
(She does have a glow, though.)
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You never shotgun married this.
Wow.
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And you are capable of looking like this, just walking around, being you.
Positivity! We believe in you!!!!!
Save Jessica Simpson!
Frankly, I've never been Jessica Simpson's #1 fan, but I'm pretty worried about her. She has that creepy dad, Tony Romo (ew) dumped her, a coyote ate her dog, and now friends say she's on the edge. So I'd like to start kind of an internet vigil for Jessica, to give her some support, remember the good times, etc. (ONLY POSITIVITY will be allowed on this page.) You can turn this around, Jessica! We believe in you.
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Who cares? She's not talented, she's dumb, and let's be honest, her looks are the only reason she's famous. There are far better causes in this world than worrying about Jessica Simpson.
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Now, I don't have a lot of use for Jessica Simpson — her music is vacuous, she doesn't seem to be blessed with an excess of intellect, and I've assumed she skews conservative — but if it would help (and I can assure you it would) I would be willing to work her lady-business with enthusiastic vigor for a good week or two. I'm a goddamn humanitarian, I tell you.
- V V. Save Jessica Simpson!
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At least you're not Paris Hilton. Even Google knows she's a ho.
- Bill Pointless Save Jessica Simpson!
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Hang in there Jess! We love you!!!
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…you've done great work for a charity. I don't know what they do but I do know that they are called Operation Smile and that you work with them. Good for you!
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I'd motorboat her if it would make her feel better. That's the type of sacrifice I'd make because I care. Please, don't applaud my generosity. I'm just doing what I can to help.
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Good effort, guys, but I think you could be more positive! Try harder! You can do it! For my part, I liked that Domino's commercial she did a few years back.
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Disney certainly knows how to build up a star, give them no preparation for real life, and then abandon them for the next shiny young virgin. Next up: Miley Cyrus.
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Psst! Jessica! Go ahead, take the pills. They'll make you feel better! Take a lot!
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I hope Jessica manages to get out of the spotlight and live a nice life. I don't think she is my cup of tea, but I don't think she deserves so much public scrutiny either. Her dreams blew up in her face for the whole world to see, that has to suck so bad.
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btw i have to say one thing: I'm not digging all the ash hate. ash>>>jess (circa the Autobiography days).
- Jennifer thinks Save Jessica Simpson! is Cute
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THIS is what i miss.
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So because a pretty, dumb, and barely talented person was used, chewed up, and spat out for the almighty buck we are supposed to support and positively reinforce this? Sorry, not me.
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I should have put Jessica's dog in my Dead Pool!
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At least coyotes didn't eat your boobs!
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