The infamous ‘Boots Are Made For Walkin’ Video
Way to go. Seriously.
Remember your GQ cover?
That’s a big deal! You looked great!
And remember this VMAs?
Orange fake tan aside, the Bianca Jagger look works for you.
You were also on the cover of Vanity Fair!
Albeit about your weight. (Also, I made a little fun of you, sorry.)
You got to John Mayer before Jennifer Aniston did.
Even if he looked like that at the time.
You never looked like this.
2005 was rough for Ashlee.
You never got accidentally pregnant.
(She does have a glow, though.)
You never shotgun married this.
And you are capable of looking like this, just walking around, being you.
Positivity! We believe in you!!!!!