• Marriage is between one man and four women over the course of your lifetime.

  • “Look, I have friend(s) who are black!”

  • “And then one time, when Rush was hopped up on Oxy…”

  • Terrorist fist bump alert.

  • Is that ceiling mural like a T.J. Eckleburg thing?

  • Elton John was paid $1 million to play at the wedding. So that’s why.

  • “Please don’t tell anyone I ever agreed to play at your wedding. The secret makes it special.”

  • “Oh fuck there weren’t supposed to be any photographs of me with this guy.”

  • Right before Rush climbed on stage to sing “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” with Elton.

  • (running for the exit)

  • That is the look of a woman who just realized she is going to be married to Rush Limbaugh for the next 5 years (or however long these things usually last).