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Real Life Superheroes

Amateur superheroes are taking to the streets in record numbers, inspired by 9/11, comic book movies, and Obama’s call for “active citizenry.” Reals, as they are known, must stand for unambiguous good and wear spandex. It is also important that Reals create some sort of online identity stating their goals, to be used as evidence in case of arrest or institutionalization. Something to keep in mind the next time you throw on your biking shorts and TP the local meth dealer’s house.

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