Padded Crotch Jeans
Calvin Klein is now selling men's jeans with a “an extra layer of fabric around the fly, creating a kind of water bra for your little friend.” They are a steal at $79.50. I wonder if these are what John Mayer was wearing?
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Something Is Getting Between Him and His Calvins
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John Mayer’s Wrongful Bulge - Featured on BuzzFeed
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via OMG blog
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6 Responses So Far
- cherz thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is LOL
- Elizabeth J. thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is LOL
- JKSxo thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is LOL
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Or just buy a red sports convertible
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Oh! I see the appeal!
- ACL Padded Crotch Jeans and thinks it’s WTF
- MarcusNyce thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is LOL
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Forget a bigger bump, if you want the ladies attention then do what I do, add a sleeve out of your zip and show them your trunk.
- Bree thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is WTF & LOL
- Paola D thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is WTF & Trashy
- Anna Smith thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is LOL
- Heather M. thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is LOL
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- Joy Engel <3 You thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is WTF
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serious question for the ladies (and cock-loving-men, i suppose): do you really look at men's crotches? well, obviously if a dude walks by looking like he has a summer squash in his pants, everyone is going to notice; but i am asking if you, with any regularity, sneak a peek at how big the bulge is? my suspicion is that guys are more interested in their own side-pipe than anyone else is.
- Conor H. thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is WTF
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Me: I did what you said and stuffed a potato down my swimming trunks and walked around the beach all day but everybody just laughed at me. My friend: You were supposed to put it in the FRONT!
- Jack Shepherd ☠ thinks Padded Crotch Jeans is WTF
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