She has Michelle Obama arms…

Hot ;)

Da Vinci was pretty good and all. But as a person that knows nothing about art, this sucks.

She's got those 70's boobs goin' on…the 1470's!

Mona Lisa must work out. She's got serious guns and a thick bull neck. Makes you wonder if those are boobs or moobs.

She looks a bit more pleased with herself in this one than in her more modest portrait.

Back then, she was a hottie. Today, she's Kirstey Alley.

OLD! so old.

I think there is a reason they were hiding it. ;)