these aren’t hipsters, they’re gay people..and i don’t think they’re dickheads, more like dick suckers.

Is that due wearing a skirt LMAFO!!!!!!

wondering “how can she slap?”

Just because nobody explicitly said it: I think you’ve mistaken homosexuals for hipsters.

I didn’t know that tight pants would cut off circulation all the way to the shoulders causing limp punches and girly slaps

Thats sad. I’ve seen some gays brawl it out like lunatics and these sissy boys are weak sauce. Fail. Maybe if they had a dance off or a fashion bitch off it would have been more entertaining.

did I just witness an ass slapping contest?

This video implies gay men can’t fight. I’m offended.

SUPER PUNCH at 0:39

Every punch seemed to be in slow-mo. It’s like they were fighting underwater…

The rumble in MJ’s “Beat It” looked tougher

I love how the police just don’t even bother and drive past them at 0:21.

I was so hoping this was going to turn into some Westside story dance routine, but sadly no. I am very disappointed in you West Coast gays. You can do better.

First Rule of Hipster Fight Club is…

I was wondering why not one of them knows how to throw a punch, then I realized they’re using their handjob muscles to throw their mitts. Terrifying power.

one benefit of fights like this is the apparent lack of any physical injuries. Fight all night ya sweet little fellas… and tomorrow you can do it all over again.

I like the guy who’s only pseudo-concerned: one hand trying to break it up and the other trying not to drop his food truck taco.

that was sooooo totally gayyyyyyy