Photoshop Disaster! Did he bite off her right hand or what?

I'd imagine this is one of the few things they can export, after trade sanctions have gimped N. Korea worse than sloth from goonies. Amazing they actually have the tech to produce missile testing coming soon that could reach the US.

“Hey look, look at me do Charlton Heston…'Watermelon Green is people! It's people!!' haha funny right???” (advisor whispers in his ear) “Oh it actually IS people? Well that kind of kills the joke right there, doesn't it?”

hes trying not to bite off more than he can chew. am I right? huh huh? bite? chew? its a joke about gum, see what I did there?

“Sour apple AND watermelon? Indeed, we are a mighty nation… You may proceed…”

This horrible dictator is a real jaw breaker

He's gummed up the works.

Looks like a sticky situation