No, you miss understand. I don't wanna see someone ON “Jersey Shore” get punched in the face. I want to see “Jersey Shore” get punched in the face. Sorry if I wasn't clear enough.

This situation is going to be indescribable. You cannot describe the situation you're about to be in the situation.

Roid Rage!!

Uuuuuuuuuh violence against women… This is just uncomfortable, Buzzfeed.  I'd like to un-see this.

Anyone have some red hearts I can borrow? I feel like I need to give this more than just one.

Sexism FTMFL. Assaulting women is never okay. Not that this would have been okay if it were a man, either, but come on.

Did you see what she was wearing? She was practically ASKING for it!

“you are miiiine, snoookeh”

The only reason I'm gonna laugh at this is she's wearing an Ed Hardy hat and looks like she's caught mid-finger wag. I'd hit her too.

Classy.

Looks like he got that guy in the middle on the nose…

Assaulting women is HILARIOUS!

Now that, right there, is a “Situation.”