Something nice? I could date her….(if I had a whole lot more money)(feel free to send donations to, well…just send them to Buzzfeed and they'll make sure i get that, right? Hello? Hellllooooo?? Where'de everybody go? Lunch?! But where did you get the money to take everybody to lunch?!

I think it was Boner Party who declared that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer dating was like a day-old bagel and a bad cold dating.

UM did I miss the voting because there are 33 responses on the original post and this is the only one for Jennifer Aniston. I call recount. And Halle Berry is the most boring celebrity #2 on most beautiful people 2009 and her quote may be the blandest personal ad I have ever read. What make's you happy Halle? “My daughter's smile and her eight new teeth, the smell of fresh flowers, hiking as the sun comes up, feeling good about the woman I’ve become and finally getting a complete night of sleep.” Thrilling.

Called it!

How did Howie Mandel *not* win this contest???

Maybe I'd find her more interesting if she stole other people's partners and kept vials of their blood around her neck.

After seeing Jennifer on the Jimmy Fallon show a few nights ago I have nothing to say about this but: phooey.

sooo true

We have a winner.