Jeff Goldblum Is Not Dead
Contrary to Twitter belief, Jeff Goldblum is alive. Celebrity deaths happen in threes, guys. We're all done for the week (JINX).
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Goldblum addresses the rumors on the Colbert Report.
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His publicist denies the rumor.
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The fake death report.
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Greatly exaggerated.
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4 Responses So Far
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You killed off Billy Mays with that JINX!!
- Steven Davricks thinks Jeff Goldblum Is Not Dead is LOL
- Paola thinks Jeff Goldblum Is Not Dead is WTF, OMG & LOL
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Well, it's Jeff Goldblum. Maybe he was………………………………………………. ……………………………. ah ………………………… …………………………………….. ……………………………………..just stuck on a pause, yes that's right, pause, yes.
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Jeff Goldblum escaped the hit squad by that much, but they still have five days to collect his soul in time to add it to the others and open the Portal. IA IA CTHULHU!
- Veronica Belmont Jeff Goldblum Is Not Dead
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We have two more to go :( First was David Carradine, then Ed McMahon, then Farrah. MJ starts off the next 'set'.
- olympia thinks Jeff Goldblum Is Not Dead is Trashy
