Oh goody! Something to celebrate with Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. I'll bet that's tons of fun. Attention self-consciously atheist atheists: it's OK to still celebrate (or not celebrate) Christmas without believing in God. Most Christians recognize it for the perfectly secular/pagan gift swapping orgy it actually is. Nobody actually cares anymore.

It's the feel-good, roller coaster, edge-of-your-seat, branded holiday of the winter. Two thumbs up. Next time I develop a holiday so I don't feel left out, I'll make sure I use every Cancer-ward-cliche icon (no no, it's ok, I can say that, my Mom had cancer) and a big, bright, friggin SUN in the background. I love you! It's ok fellow trolls! I'll have a witty, college-level response to whatever you come back at me with!

Sarah, you are brilliant. Perfect comparison.